Jordan Buttsquat is the arch nemesis of McGee, if there ever was one. He is a snooty, outright, dishonest, up-scale snob, out to get McGee and his revenge. He is also King Supreme at Camp Sunny Smiles as being the son of the owner. It lays right across across the lake from the 'Bottom Dwellers'. He will do anything he can to prove to McGee that he is the best and has the best, though he fails every time at this task. This always leaves a very bitter and whiny taste in his mouth. When it comes to snobs, Buttsquat takes the cake and the only thing on his agenda is taking down McGee. His family owns Sunny Smiles, and he'll do whatever it takes to make the campers at Lakebottom regret their stay. Obsessed with high tech gadgets, his plans rarely succeed due to McGee, Squirt and Gretchen. In fact, his plans never succeed at all. 
Jordan Buttsquat is slender and short, has light brown skin and freckles, wears a yellow shirt, brown shorts, has orange hair, black eyes and wears blue sneakers.